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"A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her."  (W. C. Fields)

"Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life."  (George Bernard Shaw)

"Alcohol is the cause and solution to all life's problems."  (Dan Castellaneta, as Homer Simpson)

"Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors and miss."  (Lazarus Long, Time Enough for Love)

"Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian."  (Herman Melville, Moby Dick)

"Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker."  (Ogden Nash)

"Drink provokes the desire but takes away the performance."  (William Shakespeare)

"Drugs are marvelous--it's life that's evil. And sometimes the only way to face it is to get completely twisted."  (E. Jean Carroll)

"Ether is the perfect drug for Las Vegas. In this town they love a drunk. Fresh meat."  (Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)

"Fish fuck in it."  (W. C. Fields, explanation for why he never drank water)

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