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"Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?"  (George Carlin)

"If you can't beat 'em, arrange to have 'em beaten."  (George Carlin)

"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house."  (George Carlin)

"Religion has actually convinced people that there is an invisible man, living in the sky, who sees everything you do and wants you to follow a special list of things. Ten things, or he'll send you to a place of fire, and smoke, and death, and crying forever and ever. But ... he loves you."  (George Carlin)

"The status quo sucks."  (George Carlin)

"Think off-center."  (George Carlin)

"You live eighty years, and at best you get about six minutes of pure magic."  (George Carlin)

"“Weather forecast for tonight: dark.” "  (George Carlin)

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