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"A child's mind must inevitably rot, looking at this dreary procession of nonsense night after night, and I think that the next ten years will produce a population composed entirely of goons."  (Groucho Marx, on his daughter's fascination with television, The Groucho Letters)

"Comedy is not so much what you do as what you don't do."  (Groucho Marx)

"Die in the West and you're halfway to Heaven."  (Groucho Marx, referring to the West Coast of the U.S., The Groucho Letters)

"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it."  (Groucho Marx)

"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members."  (Groucho Marx)

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."  (Groucho Marx)

"I have a mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it."  (Groucho Marx)

"I have no advice to give to young actors. To young, struggling actresses, my advice is to keep struggling. If you struggle long enough, you will never get in trouble and if you never get in trouble, you will never be much of an actress."  (Groucho Marx)

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."  (Groucho Marx)

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."  (Groucho Marx)

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