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"As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way."  (Jack Handey)

"Dad always thought laughter was the best medicine, which I guess is why several of us died of tuberculosis."  (Jack Handey)

"If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason."  (Jack Handey)

"Most people don't realize that large pieces of coral, which have been painted brown and attached to the skull by common wood screws, can make a child look like a deer."  (Jack Handey)

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