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W. C. Fields Displaying 1 through 8 of 8 Quotes

"A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for."  (W. C. Fields)

"A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her."  (W. C. Fields)

"Fish fuck in it."  (W. C. Fields, explanation for why he never drank water)

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."  (W. C. Fields)

"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."  (W. C. Fields)

"Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned."  (W. C. Fields)

"Once ... in the wilds of Afghanistan, I lost my corkscrew, and we were forced to live on nothing but food and water for days."  (W. C. Fields)

"Start every day with a smile and get it over with."  (W. C. Fields)

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