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"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats."  (Woody Allen)

"Don't knock masturbation -- it's sex with someone I love."  (Woody Allen)

"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."  (Woody Allen)

"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."  (Woody Allen)

"I had to live many years, and, after many trials and tribulations, I have come to the conclusion that the best thing [in life] is ... blonde 12-year-old girls. Two of them, whenever possible."  (Woody Allen, Love and Death)

"I think you should defend to the death their right to march, and then go down and meet them with baseball bats."  (Woody Allen, in regard to the KKK)

"I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead."  (Woody Allen)

"If my film makes one more person feel miserable, I'll feel like I've done my job."  (Woody Allen)

"If my films don't show a profit, I know I'm doing something right."  (Woody Allen)

"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty interesting questions."  (Woody Allen)

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