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"How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?"  (Anonymous)

"I sit at my desk / Writing haiku to ThinkGeek / My boss does not see."  (Anonymous, from a customer)

"I think modern science should graft functional wings on a pig, simply so no one can ever use that stupid saying again."  (Anonymous, from a customer)

"I want to die like my grandfather; peacefully in my sleep. Not screaming like his passengers."  (Anonymous)

"If a cow and a half and a calf and a half can eat a bale and a half of hay in a day and a half, how many waffles does it take to shingle a dog house?"  (Anonymous, from a customer)

"If at first you don't succeed, assassinate everyone who knows you failed."  (Anonymous)

"If everything appears to be going well, you don't know what the hell is going on."  (Anonymous)

"If passion drives you, let reason hold the reigns."  (Anonymous)

"If the dogs are barking at your heels, you know you're leading the pack."  (Anonymous)

"If you know you're going to look back on today and laugh, you might as well start laughing now."  (Anonymous)

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