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"I have this clinging fear that someday, someone is going to shake me into reality, and I'll find it just isn't so, that I'm not funny, that no one can conceivably laugh at or with me."  (Jack Benny)

"I know this is something of a generalization, but why are skeletons evil?"  (Sacha Baron Cohen, a.k.a. Ali G)

"I live in my own place, have never copied anybody even half, and at any master who lacks the grace to laugh at himself--I laugh."  (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche)

"I used to be disgusted; now I try to be amused."  (Elvis Costello)

"If you know you're going to look back on today and laugh, you might as well start laughing now."  (Anonymous)

"In the end, everything is a gag."  (Charlie Chaplin)

"In the past you can be funny even though you are the principal. In the present, mishaps are always funnier if they happen to someone else."  (Chuck Jones)

"Jokes are grievances."  (Marshall McLuhan)

"Laughing at ourselves is possible when we are able to see humanity as it is-- a little lower than the angels and at times only slightly higher than the apes."  (Tom Mullen)

"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."  (Victor Borge)

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