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"Somewhere, there is a very fat and very naked hairy man jumping up and down in the shower singing a country song. Think about that the next time you ask to be omniscient."  (Anonymous, from a customer)

"The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light."  (Anonymous)

"The darkest hour is only sixty minutes."  (Anonymous)

"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse (to the trap) gets the cheese."  (Anonymous)

"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do."  (Anonymous)

"The only reason people get lost in thought, is because it's unfamiliar territory."  (Anonymous)

"The White House has always attracted the mentally ill."  (Anonymous, secret service agent)

"There is no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs."  (Anonymous)

"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us."  (Anonymous, Western Union internal memo, 1876)

"This is too much reality for a Friday."  (Anonymous, As Good As It Gets)

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